Dinner fail.

This locker room is the Webster Hall of sports clubs.

Hey look, that poop has a rainbow in it.

My brother’s new dog took over Sally’s bed.

My dog is a bitch (both literally and figuratively.)

Tourist: “Is that Caroline’s?”

Me: “Nope, just a shitty café.”

Birthday snuggie from Devlin. Thinking of wearing this to my next show…

This article was originally titled “Then and Now”. Then the editor saw the picture of Kourtney.

Gym Membership = $53 per month

Monthly Train Pass = $200+ per month

This guy needs to be more frugal.

Best one season TV series of all time. Can’t wait to see the deleted scenes.

License Plate: LADYBOND

Funny she thinks she’s the only one…that dude gets so much poon.