Archive for February, 2009

Just A Thought

February 25, 2009


I don’t like when people say something is “just around the corner”, because so was the pedophile that didled me when I was 8, and that isn’t a good memory.


February 24, 2009


What does a store called “Jonathan” sell?


(Short ones.)

Congrats to Slumdog Millionaire

February 23, 2009


On December 11th, I posted the following on my blog:

Also, if you live near a movie theater that happens to be playing it, go see Slumdog Millionaire. It was one of the best movies I’ve seen in a very long time, and will certainly be nominated for multiple Academy Awards (most likely best screenplay). It is actually worth the $11 dollars it costs to see a movie in NY.

I know how to pick a winner. Last night Slumdog won 8 Oscars at the 81st Academy Awards, including Best Picture, Best Director, Best Adapted Screenplay, and Best Cinematography. It deserved each awared it recieved, and if you still haven’t seen this movie, what the fuck are you waiting for?

February 20, 2009



The only letter I’ve gotten in the mail all week- a notice of settlement for some Girls Gone Wild Litigation. 

The best line from the letter, “you may be eligible for a full or partial refund if you received any videos or DVDs from Girls Gone Wild that you did not order or that you did not want.”

Who the fuck accidentally gets sent GGW DVDs, and doesn’t want them?

Maybe someone who doesn’t have a VHS or DVD player, because that would be frustrating.



To the Superior Court of the State of California,

Thank you for randomly notifying me of your case settlement. I send my best.



The Fray cover Kanye

February 20, 2009


Here is a great cover of Kanye’s “Heartless”, by The Fray. (apparently the guy on the left didn’t get the memo to look at the camera)

By the way, if you haven’t listened to Kanye’s new CD, 808’s and Heartbreak, check it out. It takes a little while to appreciate the new style, but most of the tracks are great. 

My favorite tracks from the Album:

1.  See You In My Nightmares ft. Lil Wayne (I can rap this for you if you ask me nicely)

2. Amazing ft. Young Jeezy

3. Paranoid

listen to each track a few times, they will grow on you. I hated the CD at first but now it’s one of my favorites.

February 19, 2009

Apparently not…

Laugh Lounge update

February 17, 2009

Got asked back to do 4 more shows at the Laugh Lounge!

New Stand-Up Video

February 16, 2009


Saturday night I performed in a new talent showcase at the Laugh Lounge on the lower east side in NYC. It was a very important show because if I was one of the top performers, I would get asked to come back on a consistant basis to perform. The show went better than I could have possibly imagined, and the crowd was absolutely great.

My set was 10:22 so I had to make it into two videos on youtube since there is a 10 minute max.

Here is part 1.

Here is part 2.



February 15, 2009


This is what too much comedy will do to a man…

February 15, 2009


Thank you for clarifying that the door is not a toilet, I wasn’t sure at first and was about to pee on it, but I’m glad you made it more clear to me.