How the fuck do you hide a pregnancy? That’s all I want to know. It’s a giant bump in your stomach for the most of nine months.

“Hey Sarah, are you pregnant?”

“No I’ve just put on 30 pounds the past few months. I’ve had these weird cravings for lobster and skittles and I don’t really know how to explain it.”

After reading this sign, I intially thought:

If you’ve hidden you’re pregnancy, and you couldn’t let anyone know- you’re probably alone on a deserted island. Now is a good time to panic.

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