The only letter I’ve gotten in the mail all week- a notice of settlement for some Girls Gone Wild Litigation. 

The best line from the letter, “you may be eligible for a full or partial refund if you received any videos or DVDs from Girls Gone Wild that you did not order or that you did not want.”

Who the fuck accidentally gets sent GGW DVDs, and doesn’t want them?

Maybe someone who doesn’t have a VHS or DVD player, because that would be frustrating.



To the Superior Court of the State of California,

Thank you for randomly notifying me of your case settlement. I send my best.




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