Archive for May, 2009

May 29, 2009

pizza writting

That’s the worst ampersand I’ve ever seen.


May 29, 2009

santa clause subway

I found Santa! He was waiting for the F train.

And when I say waiting, I mean passed the fuck out.

Seriously? Someone Honestly Thought This Was OK?

May 29, 2009

Location: New Rochelle, NY

parked car

parked 2

parked 3

May 27, 2009


ANL Sports

Naturally they have this sign on the store window. Too good to be true…

parking in rear

May 27, 2009

piano socks

Lady next to me on the train.

I tried playing “chopsticks” on her foot, but she kicked me in the face.

May 26, 2009

Who knew Andy Samberg could be so serious? Props to MTV for picking him to host the MTV Movie Awards this year.

I Like This

May 21, 2009

Who’s Hungry?

May 21, 2009

Location: Quiznos

please do not

I hope that didn’t say “throw away basket,” because that’s exactly what I did.

May 20, 2009


Walked into Jared. Were immediately asked what we’d like to drink.

I’m kind of a big deal in South Bend.

Dessert Name Most Closely Resembling How A Celebrity Feels When She Has An STD Of The Day

May 20, 2009

paris burning 2

paris burning

Paris Burning.