Archive for July, 2009

July 30, 2009


Exactly what type of degree does one need to be a bathroom doctor?


2 Big Shows This Week

July 26, 2009

WEDNESDAY I am in the FINALS of the Catch A Rising Star competition at 7pm. There are only 3 comedians left! The more support the better so please come out to the show if you can. There will be some great guest judges and one of the criteria is audience reaction so you can all make a difference. The host is Esther Ku who won Last Comic Standing. There is no age requirement.

FRIDAY I am HOSTING for just the second time for a very good lineup of pro comedians at the Village Lantern at 11pm. I will be doing 15 minutes as well as MC-ing the show. This show is 21/fake ID and over. These late shows are always very good and a lot of fun.

Both shows are $10 and a 2 drink minimum (doesn’t have to be alcoholic).

July 26, 2009


The “R” in larger is really unnecessary.

July 26, 2009


Smile if you’re a virgin!

Look What I Found

July 26, 2009


Well, I lost my iPod for the second time in a few months, and unfortunately this time it was not returned. However, I found my old iPod classic from 2003, and decided to plug it in to see if it still works. And it somehow still does. I think I got this my junior year of high school. I don’t know how the fuck the battery hasn’t died, but it’s still good to go.

Some notable songs on the 25 Most Played list:

Thugz Mansion- Tupac

Only One- Yellow Card

California- Phantom Planet

July 26, 2009


I asked if she got that at Lids.  No response.

July 26, 2009


I think any tournament with the main beverage being absinthe is probably not a very good idea…

July 26, 2009

where stars are born

My mom always told me I was born at New York Presbyterian, not a comedy club in the back of a restaurant.

Oh, THAT’S How You Pronounce His Name…

July 12, 2009
Full Name Jose Alberto Pujols
Birth Date January 16, 1980
Birth Place Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic
Age 29
Weight 230 lbs.
Height 6-3
Pronounced POO-holes
Bats Right
Throws Right
Experience 8 years
Drafted 13th round draft pick
Salary 2009: $14,427,326

July 4, 2009


Location: upper deck, Yankee Stadium.

Considering the location of our seats, I’m going to assume they meant animal bats, and not wood bats.