Archive for October, 2009

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October 19, 2009

Can you spell “virgin for life,” Evan? Check out Evan the spelling champ’s thrilling interview here!

October 19, 2009

sen10rs

Some dyslexic person vandalized our car.

October 19, 2009

icecream

Longfords ice cream quarts say “Careful! Contents may be hot” in fine print. That makes sense. I mean, it is an ice cream store.

October 19, 2009

femaleorgasm

Some guy can literally say “The female orgasm? Please, I wrote the book on that.”

October 19, 2009

cakefire

Happy birthday to you…Happy birthday to you…happ- oh look your cake’s on fire.

October 19, 2009

rivera

Greatest closer of all time, Mariano Rivera. We both got bourbon chicken at the mall (my favorite).

October 19, 2009

washrooms

There was a room to wash yourself, and then there were toilets. Just right in the open, for everyone to see. Kind of like prison.