Archive for December, 2009

December 24, 2009

Can we please watch animal planet? This Snooki girl is really pissing me off.

December 24, 2009

It doesn’t say anything about sexting.

“Hey baby…let’s role play as avatars later tonight…we can intertwine our pony tails if you know what I mean.”

December 24, 2009

You’d think they’d let the Hollister model finish wiping his eye before they took his picture.

“OK, now pretend you’re just waking up…yeah…that’s it…that’s sexy…a little more sleep removal…perfect.”

Coming Soon…

December 7, 2009

When: Friday, January 8th, 2010 at 8:30pm

Where: The Globe – 1879 Palmer Ave. Larchmont, NY 10538

Cost: $15 and no drink minimum.

Let me know if you need tickets! Only a few left! The show is sold out!

December 7, 2009

Sorry I didn’t have any postings in November. No excuse for that, and I will try my best to get back to one posting a day here for December.

Anyways, I’ve been in Colorado the past five days visiting my old college roommate and this place is amazing! Absolutely freezing, but very scenic and excellent skiing.

The only downside to Colorado can be found at Subway. As many of you know, Subway is my favorite sandwich destination. And to my very disliking, I found that they do not honor the $5 footlongs here. Instead, they have $6 footlongs, which is an absolute outcry and needs to be fixed immediately. I have already written the local congressman and I will let you know if any legislation is changed. They even have the nerve to play the $5 footlong commercials on TV!

AAAAAAAAND, they didn’t even accept my Subway rewards card. I’m a fucking Subway black card holder for christ sake! You need to spend over $50,000 a year at Subway to earn one of these! As you can see, I am very upset about this.

December 7, 2009

I’m currently staying in Avon, Colorado. Just a few minutes from Vail. I’m staying with one of my senior year roommates, Mark Kaplan, his two roommates, and their two dogs.

Charlie and Carly are the dog’s names and they are two of the most opposite dogs I’ve ever seen under one roof.



December 7, 2009

Played some old school N64 while in Colorado: Mario Kart, Golden Eye 007, and NBA JAM ’99.

Keith Van Horn on the cover of NBA JAM…must have been a down NBA year if a white guy is on the cover of a basketball video game.

December 7, 2009

Not only do they produce top 100 songs like “Kids”, but they make signs too! Gotta love how multi-talented MGMT is.

December 7, 2009

Hooters has their own energy drink now.

Kind of tastes like milk.

December 7, 2009

Anyone know how much postage is to the North Pole nowadays? I haven’t sent a letter to Santa in years and I want to ask him his thoughts on Tim Allen’s performance in his biopic.